plane going down, plane going down. look out the window, and i just seen the tail end of it hit the

ground. >> an eyewitness describes the dramatic moment he saw a plane sputter to the ground over fredericksburg. that plane crashed into a mobile home park. pilot and one passenger on board both killed. darcie spencer spoke with a witness who saw the whole thing happen. >> reporter: virginia state police say the small plane crashed around 5:15 this afternoon, near the shannon airport. we spoke to an eyewitness who says he saw the plane go down from inside his mobile home. >> you seem a bit shaken? >> two people lost their lives today. so yeah. >> keith johnson was looking out his kitchen window and saw the single engine plane crash near the mobile home park in fredericksburg. >> the engines were running, sounded like it was sputtering in and out. i saw it go up, cork screwed down and hit the ground. >> reporter: it's not the first

time johnson has seen a plane go down here. >> one right over this hill, and one down there about ten years ago. >> reporter: the plane crashed a short distance from the airport. you can see where it hit a tree sheering off several branches. no homes or people were hit on the ground. >> coming in my wife started hollering, plane going down, plane going down. looked out the window, and i saw the tail end of it hit the ground. >> reporter: douglas johnson was one of a group of neighbors that ran to the wreckage. >> i ran as fast i could to get there. we did what we could do, called 911, it was too late. >> virginia state police and the ntsb are still investigating the cause of this fatal crash. in fredericksburg, virginia, darcie spencer, news 4. 6789 a motorcycle accident inside the third street tunnel near capitol hill has closed two lanes of southbound 395 tonight. the accident happened around

8:00 p.m. near the ramp to 395. southbound traffic is being diverted toward the virginia exit. no word on the condition of the motorcyclist or when the lanes will be reopened. learning more tonight about the man arrested last night after a long stand-off at bellhaven marina in alexandria. police arrested john watson after a nearly eight hour stand-off that started around 6:00 last night. they were called to the marina after reports of a man firing shots from a boat anchored nearby. police evacuated the marina, and tried to make contact with the suspect. today we spoke to a boater who saw it all happen. >> we heard like four shots. we thought it was my motor, because i recently got a boat. i guess it was him, and i knew he was shooting at the helicopter. >> police say they're looking into those reports he fired at a helicopter. he'll be arraigned on mont.

the occupy d.c. movement was out today trying to foreclose on bank of america branches around the district. the group put up foreclosed signs blocking the entrance. the protesters want to draw attention to the foreclosure issues many americans are still facing. >> our slogan is the banks got bailed out, we got sold out. lots of people were sold out by the banks. this is the way to make that real and use our power to bring real gains to people. we were able to stop one eviction already. we were able to delay another eviction for a couple months. the group protested at all 11 bank of america branches that were open today. great day to be outside today and tonight. storm team 4 meteorologist chuck bell is here to tell us if we can expect more of this great weather tomorrow. >> evening to you. good saturday evening, everybody. we're enjoying dry weather and a nice peek at the full harvest moon right now.

current temperature, 60 degrees now in washington. low to mid-50s up to the north and west. 52 in frederick, maryland. 56 in fredericksburg, 59 with the rainshowers in charlottesville. can you see on storm 4 doppler, just to the east of downtown charlottesville. and drifts eastbound. you folks in stafford and responsible ilvein ya, be on the lookout for a couple raindrops. a couple showers on the southwest sides of pittsburgh. those are coming south eastbound headed for far western maryland. there will be an opportunity for a raindrop or two on sunday. if you have outdoor plans tomorrow, do not cancel them just yet. any rain we get tomorrow will be short lived and widely scattered. we'll talk about how nice tomorrow will be and what about the workweek coming up? >> a break from campaign events today for president obama and mitt romney. both candidates are preparing

for their first debate tonight at the university of denver. the candidates will debate domestic policy issues. more than 50 million people are expected to tune in many brian mooar is following the candidate's running mates on the campaign trail today. >> day's before the first presidential debate. mitt romney is hammering the president on foreign policy. >> when president obama was asked about the recent disruption and chaos and violence in the middle east, he said that these were merely bumps in the road. >> how are you doing? >> bumps in the road also describes what the romney campaign has been unable to avoid in recent weeks. costly distractions and discouraging poll numbers are upstaging the republican message. >> look at what president obama did on the budget. nothing except borrow and spend. >> when they talk about the culture dependency, about american decline. i can honest letter say to you, i don't recognize the country they're talking about.

>> vice president biden was fighting for votes in florida, the president was calling on congress to help homeowners. >> even as he defended his campaign weak spots. >> a point up for debate as the presidential candidates get ready for their first showdown on wednesday. brian mooar, nbc news, washington. a former governor tells all. in his new book, arnold schwarzenegger reveals more of his exploits and the unlikely support he got while considering a run for office. a new target for thieves. what they're stealing from horses and selling for hundreds of dollars. why people were repelling

so far so good for carmageddon ii this weekend. crews finished demolishing the mulholland bridge. the second phase of a $1 billion freeway widening project. officials warn drivers to stay away. the 405 will reopen before monday morning's rush hour. horse tales. the latest targets for thieves trying to make a buck in colorado. they're moving on to farms in the dark of night and snipping off the tails of horses. it can take years for a tail to fully grow back.

in his new book, aarons reviews details for his first run of governor in california. at the time his mother didn't want him to run. but maria's shriver's mother eunice told her to snap out of it. the book also reveals detail s f the love child he had. people repelling down this 11 story building today. cooler te

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thousands of people enjoyed good food, music and carnival rides at the 20th annual fairfax kids fest. for the first time it's a two-day event. if you missed today, you can head out to the government center tomorrow 10:00 to 5:00, and it's free. we're gearing up for our 20th annual health and fitness expo. march 16th and 17th at the washington convention center. more than 300 teen girls came out to prince georges community college today. a special sisterhood summit. the goal, to teach girls how to resolve conflicts without violence. judge glenda hatchet was one of the guests. and tracy wilkins also spoke to the group. assault cases among girls went up 24% from 1996 to 2005.

that's something brooks says has got to change. >> we want to save our children. we want to invest in our children. we're talking to our young daughters about how to use special media responsibly. we're investing in our children as a community. >> every student who attended today was encouraged to join programs to help reduce teen violence. well, breathe deep and jump. that was the theme for an unusual fund-raiser. for a donation of at least $50, yes, you could repell down the woodies building in washington. the view coming down the side of the building was just amazing. >> it was incredible. i was nervous at first, i'm not going to lie. i was a little afraid. but just descending down the building and being able to look over washington at the same time, it just -- it's an experience. >> all the money raised goes to the longevity foundation, which

supports lung cancer research. >> i have a fear of heights myself. >> that's why you and i weren't repelling down the building. >> i tweeted the harvest moon. i didn't know it was the harvest moon. that's what i am here for. >> just my kinds of weather. questions of the meteorlogical or astronomical nature. i enjoy that stuff. the full harvest moon is out there. it will be full in about three minutes from that pap what a beautiful night it is to be outside. a good view of the full moon for many. there are cloud challenges to be found across the area. can we find it with our camera. scanning the skies we may not be able to find it with our city camera right now. there are some clouds to be dealt with across the area. not everyone's getting a view of it, nonetheless it's a pleasant enough evening to be on the outside. our temperatures at 60 degrees

downtown. winds averaging only 5 miles an hour. dewpoints back in the upper 40s. morning low temperatures will be well down into the low to mid-50s. there may be a few scattered 40s on the map. 52 already in cumberland, maryland. 54 in manassas, 57 degrees in fairfax, right now. get over to buoy, maryland, it's 59, 60 in baltimore, 50 already in gaithersburg. if you're a redskins fan, you know this game is in tampa tomorrow. i couldn't ignore the redskins forecast against the buccaneers. it's a 4:00 to 7:00 game tomorrow in tampa. highs down there tomorrow, upper 80s to near 90 degrees. all that training camp weather is waiting for them down there in florida. here it is on storm 4 radar. not a lot going on close to us. there are rainshowers here just to the east of downtown smartsville. they're going eastbound. traveling south on i-95 from fredericksburg to richmond.

there will be late night rainshowers on the interstate. and steadier rains across eastern carolina and eastern virginia. those won't be bothering us. there's a system generating rainshowers in western pennsylvania. that we need to keep an eye on for tomorrow. that pinwheels around a large trough in the atmosphere. it may be able to ring out one or two quick little showers tomorrow. here we are stopped at 1:00 tomorrow afternoon. mid to late afternoon, that little chance gliding on by. anyone who gets rain tomorrow, shouldn't have to worry about it raining for more than 15 or 20 minutes. maybe once or twice during the day. rainfall amounts will be very light if you get anything. i would not cancel any outdoor plans for tomorrow. it will be dry tomorrow night, and a dry start on monday. most of monday will be dry, steadier rain coming back by tuesday. overnight, partly cloudy, can't rule out a stray shower. you folks north of maryland and south of town.

for tomorrow, again, a mix of clouds and sunshine, with one or two spotty showers from time to time. no big deal tomorrow. a late chance for a raindrop monday. that may come in after midnight monday night. tuesday looks like a rainy day around here, we get nice and warm back near 80 by the middle of the week. >> thank you. coming up in sports, weird night for mic

were you guys be excited about is this? >> yes, very. >> we're all about the magic number. >> yeah, the magic number. i'm going to tell you about that in a second. playoffs are a lock. winning the nl east. more of an adventure than originally thought. champagne is on ice in st. louis. will it be popped there or at home next week. ross detwiler not pitching tonight. he's looking to make history tomorrow. and i'll tell you why. odd play here in the top of the first. he drives it to right, and it's in play. bryce harper will score. we have some confusion on the base pass. he's going to get tagged out. take another look at this guys. the ball goes over the fence. after review, it's ruled a grand slam. morse's fourth career granny nats up 4-0.

cards down 1. and john j does just what he needs to do, brings in peter cosma, and we're tied in extras and drew storen is perplexed. top ten, two on, two out. for kurt suzuki and drives it to deep center. two runs come into score, and the nats win 6-4 in ten innings. their magic number is one. they could win the nl east tomorrow. hall of famer brooks robinson honored by the o's today. >> how about them birds? >> giving autographs to current all-stars. bottom four against the bosox. one on for chris davis. two coming home. absolutely crushed. davis' 30th of the year, o's up 3-0. bottom of the 7th. tied at 3, and the magic by manny machado continues. his 7th long ball of the year

o's win. 4-3 with the yankees loss today. baltimore is tied atop the al east. and that deserves an all important smack right there. that never gets old. it never gets old. redskins are at tampa bay this weekend. but the place they call home, busy with pigskin activity. hokey nation with major support to face cincinnati. hokies clinging to a 17-13 lead. bearcats quarterback, munchie lebeau. there he goes, 76 yards, the bearcats take a 20-17 lead. and look at the faithful going nuts. hokies not giving up. logan thomas drops back and finds cory fuller. and cory gone.

wide open game at fedex field. virginia tech takes a 24-20 lead. and the hokey fans are going nuts. 20 seconds left in the game. bearcats trying to make something happen. he'll find damian julian. wow. 39 yard, game winning touchdown. cincinnati beats virginia tech in a thriller. 27-24. top 25 matchup in morgantown, number 25 baylor. rg3's alma matter. taking on number 9 west virginia. fans got their money's worth. gino smith finds stead monday bailey, 47 yards. these two not nearly done. fourth quarter now, mountaineers up 56-49. that's right, i said 56-49. smith to bailey, defense is optional in this game, people. 87-yard touchdown, huge day for smith. 656 yards passing and 8

touchdowns. both school records. west virginia wins in a hoop score. 70-63. uva hosting louisiana tech. with a hugh fans wahoo fans getting fired up and for good reason. go ka league. go ahead. 73 years, virginia up 21-10. third quarter, wahoosp 24-20. hands off to ray holly. and louisiana tech will win this one 44-38. cavaliers fall to 2-3 on the year. also, navy loses. howard wins and usa is up 10-6 on the euros tomorrow the singles matches. >> i watched that west virginia game today. i would call that score 10 touchdowns to 9 touchdowns. it was crazy. >> love it.

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well, it's spring again. and as you well know, spring not only brings flowers but also romantic love. here to sing about it is italian crooner jenny prosciutto. he's joined by the sisters who came all the way from the finger lakes. you know what they say about the finger lakes. if you can only squeeze in one finger on your first visit, next time, relax. and maybe you'll fit in two. and a one and a two. ♪ >> oh. [ cheers and applause ] i just -- i just bought this italian loaf, and i had a calzone this morning. is that too much bread? maybe i'm a eat a my feelings because i'm so alone and handsome. and you get that i'm italian, right?

♪ women fall over me like over cooked spaghetti ♪ ♪ on a platter ♪ i just need to find the one ♪ she can be american ♪ it doesn't matter >> she better be italian. >> shut up, mom! ♪ i want to love a woman like i love a pizza pie ♪ ♪ wait hold the phone ♪ here is one passing by >> i'm shirley. >> mamma mia! ♪ i'm nancy >> chef boyardee. ♪ i'm toni >> that's my uncle's name. >> and i'm anisa. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ since you are from the states ♪ ♪ let me give you a tour

♪ venice ♪ the sea of amore ♪ your eyes are dreamy >> only one works. ♪ your arms are strong ♪ your hair is shiny >> that's just butter. ♪ i went numero uno in this boat ♪ [ laughter and applause ] ♪ you don't speak my language ♪ that doesn't mean diddly ♪ it is true to be with you ♪ i'll give up all the things from italy ♪ ♪ how about the wine >> you have more body. ♪ how about the pasta >> fusilli. ♪ even gelato ♪ i want your cannoli now >> no, no.

no, no, no, no. no, no, no, no, no. no. [ laughter and applause ] >> oh. no. ♪ ladies want one two three ♪ come with me to sicily ♪ to meet my cousins and my grandma ♪ ♪ we can't ♪ we leave tomorrow ♪ and we have to fly ♪ fly ♪ fly ♪ good-bye ♪ just my luck ♪ alone again ♪ no you're not ♪ you've got a friend ♪ i sleep in a barrel and i eat in a barrel ♪ ♪ yes i live in a barrel ♪ a squirrel in the barrel ♪ he put his tail in my mouth ♪ he wouldn't take it out ♪ then i fell asleep

♪ i had a hairy hot dog in my mouth ♪ ♪ and my panties were gone ♪ is that bad ♪ doo doo doo doo >> wait. no. that's not bad. wait, wait. [ laughter and applause ] >> isn't love beautiful when it's gross? and is it me or does he look like an italian model and she has a forehead like a helicopter's windshield. one more thing, live from new york, it's saturday night! [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: it's "saturday night live"! with fred armisen

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thank you! thank you very much. thank you! thank you. it's wonderful -- it's wonderful -- it's so wonderful to be here. hosting "saturday night live." and you're about to see me do what i do best. stand still and talk. [ cheers and applause ] you know, for a long time i've been mick jagger. because of that, i've met people from all over the world. they always ask me the same questions. so tonight i figured i would use the monologue to answer all those mick jagger frequently asked questions. so let's begin. the first one is, i'm always asked, hey, mick, who's your favorite rolling stone? [ light laughter ] well, that depends. you know, if i'm allowed to pick myself, then i'd say my favorite is obviously me. but if i'm not allowed to pick myself, i'd say, "i don't believe in playing favorites." [ laughter ] the next question that

journalists always ask me is, "mick, who is your favorite new group today?" well, obviously, i love the foo fighters, and i love arcade fire. [ cheers and applause ] but you know who really gets me excited these days is the freecreditreport.com band. [ cheers and applause ] they're my current favorites, anyway. i've always been asked this question. "hey, mick, when you're on stage at a concert, you always ask the crowd, how are you doing tonight?" and the audience would cheer and i'd say, "i can't hear you." they say, "is that true? can you not hear us?" well, i can hear you. it's just that i'm not listening. the next question is, mick, i get this one a lot, "mick, have you finally got satisfaction?" yes. bravo. it's very clever. it's a tricky question, though.

because if i say no, then they'd be, like, what's your problem, man? exactly what more do you need? and if i say yes, then i can't sing the song anymore. anyway, people always ask this one. "mick, do you have any regrets?" you know something? a few years ago i was approached by a newly created restaurant chain called ruby tuesday. they asked me if i would come along to their grand opening and sing the song "ruby tuesday" for $1,000 and a lifetime supply of jalapeno poppers. [ laughter ] i passed up on that offer, you know, and not a day goes by that i don't regret that! [ cheers and applause ] other than that, no regrets at all. are you ready for a great show? [ cheers and applause ]

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you're watching the game show network. at 10:00, it's "bowel movement." but first, "secret word." and now it's time to play the game the stars play. "secret word" with your host, lyle round! [ cheers and applause ] >> hello. hi there, i'm lyle round. funny story, i threw out my wife's birth control pills last night. i said, "this is not your decision." we laughed and she cried. [ laughter ] all right. why don't we meet our celebrities. she's only known for her work on the broadway stage. please welcome mindy elise grayson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you. thank you. you're just kind enough. >> all right. so mindy, mindy, mindy. mindy, mindy. what is new with you? >> the doctor told me i have a drinking problem, and i said, "that's what i thought i had." [ laughter ] >> great. all right. our next guest is a movie star and famous tough guy.

you know him from such films as "the longest gun" and "dead men don't move much." please welcome chaz bragman. [ cheers and applause ] >> they're just so garish. i love it. where should i park my little tushy? [ laughter ] >> right over here. right over here, chaz. chazzy chazzy chaz chaz. i loved you in the movie "bullets mean death." >> oh. wasn't it divine? i had a big gun, and i shot it everywhere. it went bang, bang, bang, guys fell down all over the place. >> you are a man's man. >> did you see my movie, sweetheart? >> yes, i have. you're not quite the same in real life. >> yes, you should see me by the pool. i'm full of shenanigans. >> you know, i hear you got married recently. >> yes, i'm very much in love. that's what my agent told me to say, anyway. >> there's a photo of your

wedding we have. that's a nice couple. looks like our contestants are ready. so why don't we begin? mindy, you're up. >> oh, well, today i'm up but tomorrow i may be going to the bathroom on a rock in central park. [ laughter ] that is the life of an actress. >> no, it isn't. no, it's not. ten seconds on the clock. >> the secret word is canal. >> okay. all right. this hurts like hellfire. >> a scrape? >> no. you do this to get the part. >> you audition. >> oh, no, wait. there was a smudge covering the "c." it's canal, not anal. [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] >> mindy. it would never be in a million years be anal. >> well, we can dream, can't we? [ laughter ] >> and also, mindy, you said the secret word. >> i did. i'm an actress. that's what i do. i bring voice to the written word just like i did in the play "why can't i beehive."

the story of a blind woman who desperately wanted to be a beekeeper. where are the bees? am i near the bees yet? oh, they're stinging my blind eyes! wait, i can see again! thanks, bees! >> sit down. sit down. sit down. chaz's team. ten seconds on the clock. the secret word is soft. >> okay. my wife always asks, why is it always this? >> i don't know why your wife asks that. >> because it's soft. >> chaz, chaz. you said the secret word. >> i'm full of crazy secrets. >> very, very different in your movies, i've got to say. >> they won't let me wear my bottom lashes in my films. >> okay. go over to mindy's team. >> all right, hold my hands while i hold your face.

>> remember, don't say the secret word. >> i would never. >> you always do. >> the secret word is jelly. >> okay, big breath. jam. >> jam -- >> i don't know. is it jelly? >> the secret word was jelly. >> i guessed it. >> no, you knew it. >> i -- i knew to guess it. just like i knew i wasn't going to win the tony for eskimo suzy and the igloo crew. the "new york post" said the only way it could be called a hit is if you put an "f" in front of the "h." here is the big number. hit it. ♪ eskimo suzy and the igloo crew chewing on blubber ♪ ♪ why do we live here >> you're terrible, but i love it. [ laughter ] >> we'll be right back. >> watch me move it! [ male announcer ] oh, to suffer with dandruff.

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i'm having so much fun. >> oh, this is without a doubt the best insurance conference ever. >> are you having fun, kevin? >> i'm having so much fun. [ laughter ] this is the best night ever. >> good evening, association of life insurance conference attendees. i'm d.j. dale timburski, and i'm here to ensure you all have a good time. >> great insurance joke. >> so funny, this guy's hilarious. [ laughter ] >> i hope you're having a great conference, and i hope you are ready to karaoke. >> oh, my god, we all have to karaoke. >> oh, my god, should we? >> not me. i'm way too nervous. >> i'm not waiting around. i'm going right up. >> i'm so impressed with frank. i mean, i could never get up on a stage in a roomful of people

like that. i don't have that kind of confidence. >> everyone please put your hands together for frank berg. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ if you start me up if you start me up i'll never stop ♪ ♪ you got me runnin' hot you got me runnin' hot i'll blow my top ♪ ♪ if you start me up if you start me up i'll never stop ♪ ♪ never stop never stop >> you guys, frank does the best mick jagger. he looks and sounds just like mick jagger. >> really? i don't think he looks or sounds like him. >> oh, look, look, he's doing the dance. ♪ [ laughter ] >> i seriously feel like i'm in the same room with mick jagger.

>> oh, my god, i think i might have sex with frank because of how much he reminds me of mick jagger. >> what era mick jagger are we talking about? >> look, he's making the mick jagger face. ♪ you make a grown man cry you make a grown man cry ♪ >> that is the perfect mick jagger face. >> i've never seen mick jagger make that face. >> all right, give it up for frank! [ cheers and applause ] >> that was so much fun. >> you were mick jagger. >> that was so good. >> what did you think, kevin? >> it was okay, i guess. >> kevin, if you think that you can do better, why don't you get up there? >> because i have terrible stage fright. don't be a jerk, sandy. >> all right, everybody put your hands together for our next singer, roger caputo. [ applause ] ♪ please allow me to introduce myself i'm a man of wealth and fame ♪ >> frank, no offense, but there's a new mick jagger

champion. >> yeah, none taken. he's amazing. >> he's not even trying. he's doing the "ymca" dance now. [ laughter ] >> i'm not sure who you're watching, kevin, but that guy has the moves like jagger. [ light laughter ] >> oh, "moves like jagger," that is my all-time favorite rolling stones song. >> "moves like jagger," it's not a rolling stones song. >> kevin, i think it is. >> quiet, you guys. you're ruining it. ♪ >> that is so good. >> those aren't the right lyrics. >> no, they're not. those lyrics are better. >> they're not better. >> they are better. and i'm starting to think that that guy might be better than the real mick jagger. >> he's fallen asleep at the microphone. [ laughter ] >> that is classic jagger. >> that's not classic jagger. >> kevin! if you think you can do better, then do better.

>> i can't. i'm too scared. >> come on, guys, let's get out of here. not you, kevin. >> oh, you've done it again, kevin. every time you meet new people, you blow it. well, i guess that's just my luck in life. ♪ ♪ i can't get no satisfaction i can't get no satisfaction 'cause i try and i try ♪

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this week, the country's biggest bank gyp morgan announced they lost $3 billion. here to explain about it is colin mckesney, who is head of global finance for gyp morgan in london. [ laughter ] >> good evening, reverend. it's just actually jpmorgan. >> oh, well, okay, you can call me a.l. sharpton. [ laughter ] now, it's being reported that your company lost all this money because of some risky trades made by a trader named the london whale. where is this whale? >> well, it's not an actual whale. he's here in england. >> so he's on land? he's beached? well, that's a shame. [ laughter ] >> no, the london whale is a nickname for an employee here who made some unfortunate decisions and lost a lot of money. >> well, $3 billion to be exact. that's a lot of plankton. [ laughter ] now, how did this happen? >> well, unfortunately, we couldn't detect and mitigate the risk in our portfolios because of the multiple disconnected